BREAKING NEWS: Tom Cruise is planning his next stunt in outer space
Tom Cruise has been out of this world since his career began. His first leading role was Risky Business which I am watching later and I believe explores the concept of the moon and space, but this is pure coincedence until today. At 5:45 EST this afternoon I received a text message from an unkown number. This happens often as I believe saving contacts in your phone detaches you from the ability to love. Txhis text was from "tom". I don't know any Toms or I do kind of but they go by Thomas.
Tom said he was a famous person and rambled for a bit about what that actually means to him and that it is often if not only mischaracterized by popular media journalists. He had heard about me through the grapevine which was cool to hear. I have been whispering my phone number to every person I walk past and until now wasn't sure if they could hear me. I thought about doing it louder but that kills the mystery and clearly the mystery was important to the process. Tom and I talked for awhile, he was recently in a movie about a stuntman who plays an actor that is trying to solve hard puzzles. But in the latest rendition, The Final Puzzle, he used up his last stunt idea. Or until now this is what the public has been told.
The next thing Tom said shook me. I could not believe what I was reading. I gripped my phone so tightly it crunched in half hotdog style and the glass went everywhere. I pulled out my iPad to show Tom and he was laughing pretty hard. But, then he told me something that was even more insane. He asked me if I remembered what he said before I broke my phone in half. I know you won't believe me so heres a picture of the message.
Yep... Tom is trying to go to the moon. And Glen Powell will be there.
This is fine and you might not even be that surprised. Tom has done every stunt so at this point his stunts are no longer met with wonder but a quick transition into "what's next". The modern audience can only focus for 2-3 seconds until their vision blurs and they need to watch an ad, so for Tom and now his son, Glen, there is an urgent need to innovate.
More to come soon on this as tom's team reached out to me and said I am the only journalist allowed to talk about this and tom is going to tell me more info to post on this website. He said it's a super cool website and kind of punk so wanted to get me started with some cool news to share to all of you.
Leave a comment below for a time you felt like you were on the moon!